On First Thursday July 3rd, VALISE Gallery presents:

“The Most Boring Show on Earth!” show. 

 With a nod to the three-ring circus of yesteryear, VALISE presents "The Most Boring Show on Earth" show, featuring the extremely boring work of local artists Sharon Shaver, Bill Jarcho and Gregory Burnham.

Expect a summer splash of very dull yet colorful, quirky and humorous painting and sculptures that transport you to unexpected places, a visually monotonous carnival ride. 

Bill insists, "I'm the most boring clown of all". Gregory disagrees, "No way!--we're all equally tedious!"

Sharon's work is lively, large and whimsical acrylic paintings of grizzlies, salmon and humans living it up in the far North that will lull you to sleep.

Bill shows eye-popping, zany and satirical cartoonish characters, masks, and abstracts that will make you wish you were back in 10th grade algebra class waiting for the bell to ring.

Gregory will share his Art Gecko abstract acrylic and oil paintings, and manipulated record album covers that will hypnotize you into a delirious foggy stupor reminiscent of your first high at a Pink Floyd concert.

 Opening Night is Thursday July 3rd 6-9. Soft opening is at 3pm that day. Normal hours Friday/Saturday 1-6